WELCOME

WELCOME TO THE ROCK AND ROLL CLUB OF YOUR BRAIN, WHERE FOR 5 DOLLARS AND 95 CENTS YOU CAN GET A STEAK DINNER A BAKED POTATO A SIDE SALAD AND AN ICE COLD BEER.



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snl quotes

they aren't light switches (hooker talking about her nipples)

WELL THERE YOU GO!

DON'T TRY, DON'T THINK, DON'T MATTER

"DID YOU EVER GET TOKENS WHEN YOU WENT TO BROTHELS? - NO, JUST CRABS"

DO NOT HESITATE OR WAIT FOR THE MOMENT FOR IF YOU DO IT WILL BE GONE

YOU DO NOT KNOW A MAN UNTIL YOU HAVE WORKED WITH HIM AND YOU DO NOT KNOW A WOMAN UNTIL YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH HER.

TIME DOES NOT MARCH, IT JUST IS

THE HOUR OF A CLOCK DOES NOT DETERMINE THE WORTH OF A MAN

LOVE SPRINGS ETERNAL AND YOU ARE THE SOURCE

NOT MANY CHRISTIANS IN THE ART WORLD

HOLY SMOKEY, POKEY JOE

SLAM IT SLAM IT SLAM IT

REAMED STEAMED AND DRY CLEANED

HERE WE ARE IN THE MOMENT

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU

WITHOUT MEMORIES THERE WOULD BE NO FUTURE

SEARCH FOR WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW NOT WHAT YOU KNOW

LONLINESS IS A VIRTUE, TO LEARN BY

TO FORGET IS NOT POSSIBLE, TO FORGIVE IS POSSIBLE

POWER FOR POWER SAKE BRINGS THE DOWNFALL OF ALL

SOULS ARE UNITED BY BEING