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Monday, November 8, 2010

Charles born nov 10, 1987, was born different than other people on earth, his parents knew of this difference but chose not to bring it up during his childhood. His differnce was not visible to the rest of the world, so he did the things every other regular kids did.

Learned to walk learned to talk, went to school, played and laughed, until one day there was a new girl in his class that had just moved to town. Her silhoutte glowed against the window sill as he stared in aww. Suddenly his hand grew vary stiff and purple and his finger nails turned yellow. He could not control it, the hand could not function normally, it quivered as she walked by. He tried to fight it , but it would not change, a monster "what is this" he thought. The other children had not noticed yet, it pulsed larger and harder, embarassed and confused he stuck it into his coat pocket, and eventually the sensation went away. He wondered what this strange feeling was, but felt to embarassed to ask his parents. Why was his hand doing this, it did not seem to be happening to the other kids at school. The next day was going well, the bell rang for recess and Charles went out to the play ground. He was engaging in a game of tether ball, when the new girl walked by. It was happening again, his hand pulsating, bulging with purple viens. this time looking like it would explode so painful. The kids saw it before he could hide his hand away, "Oh My God"! "Look at his hand", "eww thats disgusting", "someone get Mrs. Larson". Nothing could stop it, it had a mind of its own, fingers stiffed and pinted upright it went for the new girl. She screamed as it chased, her but she could not out run it for long. It knocked her to the cement and went up her dress, under her flower pattern panties and riped them off. Charles was horrified and excited at the same time. The new girl screamed as the other kids stood around and watched. The fingers fat and blue pushed in and out of her slit, "Charles What IN Gods Name Have YOU Done", Mrs Larson screamed. The other kids backed away, but Charles could not stop his hand thrashing in and out of her. He had to be pulled off by the principal and two other faculty members.

"Sir, Sir"!... a man was standing at the counter, with a twenty dollar bill waiting for his change. Charles looked down at his hand undereanth the cash register, at the Din Sum buffet. In was normal..."Normal for Now" He Thought.


Riley Oscar Jarvis
Student Junkie
Am at this time I am studying philosphy and other interesting things.

2 comments:

  1. This infliction is known as sexual extremity sydrome, not a common occurence, has been studied for years. The first documented case was in 1856 in France. Here a young boy was found with the same sydrome, living in La Monde Dor. He was taken from his family and lived with a DR. Graunson, who eventually was able to control the desire but not the condition.

    Sidney Folick
    Consulate Rep
    France

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  2. Absolutely unbelievable, incredible, amazing,juice,mint,dog man, wipe ass beauty, deuce, rad, what can a soul say. what a life, where is he now, let us know. In the days of Ringling Bros his would be a big hit, it would pay to see him.

    Lets hear more
    signed]
    spaced out, meth freak on acid, waiting to score
    Lovin it man lets hear more,

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