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COMPASSIONATE CLAUSE

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Monday, November 22, 2010

K-  HELLO BILL

B-  HI KERRY HOW ARE YOU

K-  NOT THAT WELL

 B-  WHY?  WHATS UP

K-   SHE PHONED ME TODAY AND  SHE IS PREGNANT,  FUCK NOW WHAT DO I DO

B-   WELL I GUESS ITS A BIT LATE TO BUY A RUBBER

K-   SHIT, THIS IS NOT FUNNY

B-   JUST KIDDING, RELAX

K-  HOW IS SHE, IS SHE HAPPY ABOUT IT

B-   I AM NOT SURE, SHE IS COMING OVER TONIGHT, TO DISCUSS OUR OPTIONS, WHAT FUCKIN OPTIONS, I'M FUCKED.

K-   WELL YOU WERE FUCKED, THATS WHY YOU'RE IN THIS PROBLEM.

B-    SHUT UP, THIS IS SERIOUS, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO

K-   DO THE RIGHT THING, MARRY HER, GET A JOB, STOP USING DRUGS, BE A GOOD FATHER AND GET ON WITH IT.  YOU HAVE SAID IN THE PAST THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU LOVED HER.

B-   YEAH, BUT

K-   YEAH BUT WHAT, WHEN YOU LET YOUR DINK DO THE THINKING, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

B-   I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MOM AND DAD, AND THEY NEVERED STAYED TOGETHER.  I DO NOT WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN.

K-   DO YOU LOVE HER

B-   I THOUGHT I DID, NOW I AM NOT SURE

K-   WELL YOU BETTER FIGURE THAT OUR, HOW PREGNANT IS SHE.

B-   SHE'S NOT SURE, THATS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT TONIGHT AND EVERTHING ELSE, I GUESS

K-   GOOD, THATS A GOOD THING

B-   FUCK THATS THE DOOR, SHES HERE, I GOT TO GO, I WILL PHONE LATER.

K-   OK, CALL LATER,  DADDY

        

1 comment:

  1. I THINK YOUR FRIEND IS A GOOD FRIEND AND TRYING TO GIVE YOU GOOD ADVICE. TALK TO HER TONIGHT AND SEE WHERE YOU GUYS ARE IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP. I WAS IN THE SAME SITUATION BACK A FEW YEARS, BUT MY BOYFRIEND BOLTED AND CALLED ME ALL KINDS OF NAMES AND SAID THE BABY HAS NOT HIS, WHEN HE WAS THE ONLY ONE I EVER HAD SEX WITH. TODAY MY DAUGHTER IS TOTALLY ADJUSTED TO HAVE BEEN RAISED FATHERLESS, IT WAS PROBABLY BETTER THAT WAY THAT HAVING A COMPLETE ASSHOLE INVOLED. LISTEN TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND LISTEN TO YOUR FRIEND BUT MOST OF ALL LISTEN TO YOUR HEART.

    SIGNED
    SYLVIA JOHNSON
    MAN HATER (FOR CAUSE)

    LOVE HELL RAN DEATHLESS

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