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This evening it has been reported, through sources that are reliable that Shells and Leather is thinking of changing it name.  Why? I know why.  Why would Shells and Leather ever change their name.  I mean they just got home from a 52 week tour.  Their album is through the roof, people are starting to believe what they are saying and they change their name.  Common people Why?  There has to be more than "we just want to change it" and it is reported all 32 members of Shells and Leather are in agreement.  Agreement, how can 32 band member ever agree on anything.  Common people change their name why?  No, no one at this time knows what the name could be changed into, or why they want to.  Our sources say we will all know why and into what Shells and Leather's name will be changed within the next two weeks.  I personally don't buy it, if they can tell us in two weeks what the name is going to be ,could they please at least tell us Why?  Now!  It is reported that all members of the band are heading to Vancouver Canada, obviously this is a meeting of the band, to discuss the Name change.  We were earlier able to stop David Graham Ringo Rock Bell, at the Prestwick Airport in Scotland, heading to Vancouver, when asked about the name change Ringo's only smiled and said who?
Could this mean Shell and Leather's name has already been changed Ringo Ringo Ringo, he was gone.  Shawn Silky Fingers Mills was asked when stopped at the Canadian border if he could elaborate on the name Change.  As is his nature he smiled Shells and Leather who. Rolling up his window as he drove off he gave us the peace sign, but somehow the smile had gone from his face, as the car disappeared. So I ask you, does this seem strange, I mean Shells and Leather has legions of fans and has for years, to change their name now Why?  One theory that has come in from people who say they know, is that the reason for the name change is that they are breaking up and each member of the existing SNL will be announcing the names of their bands, all 32 of them, have new bands.  Sources say three members of the old SNL will be gospel, 7 are thought to blue bands, this information is coming from sources who say that the name will have the same number of letters as the old SNL.  The parade that was to be held in their honour by all their Georgian fans has been canceled, by the Mayor because of the name change,  Police on the other hand are in the streets trying their best to control the masses of SNL fans screaming for love, who cares about the name change we are here to see and hear SNL.  We can tell them now their wish will not come true, it has just come over the wires, all members of SNL have arrived in Vancouver.  If any of you Georgian are listening, stop rioting they can not come, we as you do not know why but lets wait peaceably.  A name change Why?  reports have been coming in all day from all over the world with people in the streets asking Why?   We understand from our sources that the location of the meeting is at this time not known.  Why, Why can't we the local fans at least know where they are going.  When their driver was asked, he only replied that whatever SNL decides is always for a reason, when the driver was asked if he knew that reason, he just smiled and said goodbye.
  
This is Harry Belick saying goodnight, take care, be safe, and stay informed, With First in First Out Harry Belick the septic guy.  Goodnight, straight shooting and good flushing .

This just in:

 SNL band reported to be staying  outside Vancouver in Cloverdale area. Stay tuned for more updates as they come in.

HARRY BELICK REPORTING

I have found myself unable to leave this evening what with the events of the last few days, I Harry Belick will be staying till the truth be known, although SNL has more fans that Harry Belick the Septic Guy, I am at least concerned enough with my fans to stay until this name change thing is over.

Standby

NEWS FLASH
1:23 AM MEMBERS OF SNL SEENS IN THE CLOVERDALE AREA
1:33 AM BRIAN BULLET BOW JACK HUFF SEEM LEAVING THE TUDOR INN
1:47 AM CHINA BOY AND SLOW HANDS STAN SEEN ENTERING LOCAL PUB
215 AM GY AND JER THE AIR MAN SEEN DRIVING DOWN MAIN STREET OF
               CLOVERDALE
2:37 AM GONE AGAIN BACK AGAIN MILLS SEEN
2:47 AM NO MEMBERS SEEN IN LAST 10 MINUTES