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Monday, November 22, 2010

SNL INVESTMENT NEWS RELEASE

GOOD EVENING BLOGGERS, I AM A SNL MEMBER AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS.  SINCE THIS BLOG STARTED A FEW MONTHS AGO, IT WAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT A LOT OF VIEWERS WERE VERY INTERESTED NOT ONLY IN THE MUSIC, POEMS, PAINTINGS AND OTHER POSTINGS BUT ALSO WHO SNL IS AND WHO THE MEMBERS ARE.  IN ANSWERING SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS PEOPLE WERE ASKING HOW IT IS THAT SNL IS ABLE TO GIVE AWAY THEIR CD'S AS WELL AS SUPPORT ARTISTS WHO ARE IN NEED.  THESE QUESTIONS LED TO THE KNOWLEDGE THAT SNL AND LEATHER HAS BEEN AND IS VERY SUCCESSFUL WITH THEIR INVESTMENTS.  I AM THE ONE WHO HAS FOR YEARS BEEN TAKING CARE OF SNL MONIES AND INVESTING IT WHERE I FEEL SNL WILL GET THE BEST RETURN.  SNL HAS DONE AND CONTINUES TO DO WELL IN THIS REGARD.  SNL IS ALWAYS READY TO SHARE ITS ENERGY, ITS TALENT AND NOW ITS INVESTMENT STRATEGIES.

FIRST THERE ARE A FEW VERY SIMPLE THINGS YOU MUST KNOW.

1-   MONEY IS NOT THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, IT IS MAN'S LOVE OF MONEY,

2-   THERE IS NO MONEY, THE PAPER YOU CONSIDER TO BE MONEY IS ONLY PAPER  AND HAS NO  VALUE (AS IN THE OLD DAYS, YOU COULD TURN IN PAPER MONEY FOR GOLD OR SILVER)

3-   IT IS IMPOSSSIBLE FOR THE AVERAGE PERSON TO SUCCEED IN THE STOCK MARKET AS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE LAST MONEY IN AND THE LAST MONEY OUT.  THINK OF IT THIS WAY, YOU PUT A PLUG IN A BATHTUB, THE FIRST MONIES IN (THE WATER) IS THE SMART MONEY, ( BROKERAGE HOUSES, BANKS, SCAMMERS), THIS MONEY IS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE TUB.  THE FIRST MONIES OUT WHEN THE PLUG IS PULLED WILL BE THE SMART MONIES (AT THE HIGHEST PRICE), YOU ARE THE STUPID MONEY, (YOUR MONIES GOT IN LATE AND IS AT THE TOP OF THE TUB) AND WILL BE LAST OUT AS THE PRICE OF YOUR INVESTMENTS DECLINE I., UNTIL ALL THE WATER IS GONE FROM THE TUB.

4-   IF THE NEWS IS TELLING YOU ABOUT A GREAT MOVE IN THE MARKET, STAY AWAY IT IS TO LATE FOR YOU.  REMEMBER ALL BROKERAGE HOUSE AND STOCK BROKERS CONSIDER YOU TO BE STUPID MONIES, BUT THEY NEED YOUR MONIES TO MAKE THEIR MONEY.

5.   NEVER THINK ANYONE IN THE INVESTMENT BUSINESS IS YOUR FRIEND OR TRYING TO HELP YOU.  MOST ARE JUST SELLING YOU A FINANCIAL PACK THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD TO BY THE COMPANY OR BANK THEY WORK FOR.

6.   THINK, ALWAYS THINK, YOU ARE A SMART PERSON, PERHAPS SMARTER THAN MOST.  WOULD YOU BUY A ROTTEN SMELLY HOT DOG FROM A VENDOR JUST BECAUSE HE PROMISES IT WILL TASTE GOOD.  NO OF COURSE NOT,  THINK ALWAYS THINK.

7-   LISTEN TO YOUR GUT INSTINCT, ALMOST ALWAYS YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO A WOMAN'S GUT INSTINCT, THEY ARE USUALLY RIGHT.

6-   MONEY IN LARGER AMOUNTS WILL NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY ALREADY.

7-   SHARE AND GIVE WILLING OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND SUCCESSES.  DO NOT HIDE FROM OTHERS WHAT COULD BENEFIT THEM.

THOSE ARE JUST A FEW OF THE THINGS WE NEED TO KNOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN THE WORLD OF CORRUPT INVESTMENT PRACTICES, THAT CONTINUE TODAY.  I AM SURE WE HAVE ALL HEARD ABOUT THE "TO BIG TO FAIL SYNDROMY". BAILOUTS, AND THE PRINTING OF EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF PAPER OR DIGITAL MONIES BY OUR GOVERNMENTS.  YES WE FEEL BECAUSE WE ARE ABLE TO VOTE FOR DIFFERENT POLITICAL PARTYS AND DIFFERENT PEOPLES RUNNING FOR THESE PARTYS WE HAVE SOMEONE WORKING FOR US.  WRONG, ONCE ELECTED THEY NEED TO SWEAR AN OATH TO VARIOUS POWERS THAT BE, THEREBY MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM TO WORK ON BEHAVE OF US THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IT.  THEY WILL NEVER ADMIT THIS IN PUBLIC BECAUSE THEY SWORE AND OATH NOT TO TELL, ALONG WITH OTHER THINGS.  SO IF WE EXPECT ANY HONESTY FROM THESE PEOPLE, WE ARE STUPID.  DO NOT ASK AN BENEFIT FROM THE GOVERNMENT, DO NOT TAKE ANY BENEFIT FROM THE GOVERNMENT, ONCE YOU DO, THEY CONSIDER YOU TO BE PART OF THEIR GAME, BUT AS YOU WELL KNOW YOUR PORTION OF THE GAME IS SMALL, NOTHING, AND ONLY ALLOWS YOU TO GIVE THEM MORE.  EXCEPT NO BENEFITS!

THAT IS A VERY QUICK AND SHORT DESCRIPTIION OF WHAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH.

BACK TO WHY WE ARE HERE, INVESTING OF YOUR MONIES INTO A SMART AND SAFE PLACE, THAT WILL EARN YOU A RETURN ON YOUR INVESTMENTS THAT WILL PROVIDE YOU THE FREEDOM TO CARRY OUT YOUR CREATIVE IDEAS, YOUR DREAMS FOR YOURSELVES AND YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. 

EXCUSE ME, I HAD PLANNED ON BEING ABLE TO FINISH THIS INVESTMENT INFORMATION ARTICLE TONIGHT, BUT MY FAMILY AND I HAVE GATHERED TONIGHT ON THE FARM AS OUR YOUNGEST DAUGHTER IS GIVING BIRTH TO HER SECOND CHILD AND I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT LABOUR HAS BEGUN.  SO I HOPE YOUR CAN UNDERSTAND MY IMMEDIATE POSITON.  I PROMISE I WILL COMPLETE THIS PACKAGE IN THE COMING DAYS.  THANKING YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.


INVESTMENT AGENT\
SHELLS AND LEATHER AND HELL RAN DEATHLESS

1 comment:

  1. HOPE ALL GOES WELL WITH YOUR DAUGHTER AND THE NEW BABY. I WAS FINDING YOUR INVESTMENT LETTER VERY INTERESTING AND DO HOPE YOU WILL RETURN TO FINISH IT OFF IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

    THANK YOU
    MR. E. F. MACKY
    SOPHISTICATED INVESTOR

    P.S. LOVING THE BLOG

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