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Friday, December 17, 2010

RELIGIOUS HISTORY

IT HAS BEEN RELEASED BY WIKILEAKS THAT THE ABOVE CROSS IS ONE OF MANY SECRETLY SEALED AWAY INSIDE THE VATICAN.  THE TRUTH OF THESE CROSSES IS THAT THROUGHOUT TIME ALL FORESKINS FROM CIRCUMCISIONS HAVE BEEN AND ARE TO THIS DAY KEPT AND NOT DESTORYED AS HAS ALWAYS BEEN REPORTED.  IN EARLIER TIMES VATICAN SEAMSTRESSES WOULD BY HAND PATIENTLY SOW ALL THE RETIREVED FORESKINS INTO THESE SMALL CROSSES, MEASURING 2 INCHES BY 2 INCHES.  THE "SEA" VATICAN SOLDIERS WOULD CARRY BAGS OF THESE ON THEIR PERSON.  WHEN A CROSS WAS NEEDED TO CRUCIFY AN INDIVIDUAL HE WOULD CALL UPON A RUBBER, USUALLY A SLAVE TO RUB THESE SMALLER CROSSES UNTIL IT WOULD SWELL TO THE SIZE OF A FULL BLOWN CROSS CAPABLE OF HOLDING THE WEIGHT OF A  GROWN MAN OR WOMAN.  THEY EXIST TODAY BUT DUE TO THE LACK OF PUBLIC CRUIFIXATIONS TAKING PLACE IN THESE TIMES LITTLE IS KNOWN OF THEM.  THE VATICAN HAS AND CONTINUES TO RELEASE OFFICIAL CONDEMNATIONS OF THESE FACTS.  I GUESS THE TRUTH HURTS MORE THAN THE CIRCUMCISION.

FATHER JOHNSON
DEFRUCKED  PRIEST

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