I need some shellsandleather help

OKAY I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING HELL RAN DEATHLESS SINCE A FRIEND A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO TOLD ME ABOUT IT.  I MUST ADMIT I FIND IT A BIT CONFUSING.  I AM TOTALLY INTO THE VANCOUVER MUSIC SCENE AND GO TO AS MANY GIGS AND SHOWS AS I CAN GET TO OR AFFORD.  I LOVE INDIAN WARS, THEY ARE A GREAT LOCAL BAND ALONG WITH MODE MODERNE AND THE ZIP GUNS.  I KNOW THE ZIP GUNS HAVE NOT BEEN AROUND FOR AWHILE, OK THESE BANDS I KNOW.  BUT WHO THE FUCK IS HARRY BELLICK, WHO THE FUCK IS SHELLS AND LEATHER AND WHO THE FUCK IS SLASH QUEEN.  PEOPLE KEEP TELLING OR ASKING ME ABOUT HARRY BELLICK THIS DUDE WHO REPORTS ON LOCAL BANDS ON THIS HELL RAN DEATHLESS BLOG.  I HAVE NOT MET ONE PERSON WHO HAS EVER MET HARRY BELLICK, OR EVER SEEN OR HEARD OF SHELLS AND LEATHER OR SLASH QUEEN.  I EVEN WENT AS FAR AS ASKING MY COUSIN, WHO LIVES IN NEW YORK CITY IF HE COULD TRY AND FIND ANYTHING ABOUT SLASH QUEEN, HE FOUND NOTHING.  WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE, DOES ANYONE KNOW.  PEOPLE JUST TELL ME HARRY BELLICK WEIGHTS SOME GOD AWFUL WEIGHT AND IS ON A DIET, SO WHAT, WHO IS HE AND WHERE DOES HE COME FROM.  AS FOR SHELLS AND LEATHER, WHAT KIND OF A BAND ARE THEY.  I HAVE LISTENED TO SOME OF THEIR MUSIC ON MYSPACE MUSIC AND THE HELL RAN DEATHLESS BLOG, BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM ANYWHERE, WHY?  WHO IS SLASH QUEEN, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.  I LOVE MUSIC AND PEOPLE AND DOING STUFF, BUT I AM REALLY GETTING PISSED OFF WITH ALL THIS SECRET STUFF  OH YEAH WHAT THE FUCK IS COQUILLE ET CUIR, WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR AND WHAT IS IT, SOME KIND OF FASHION SHOW THING.  ONE THING I REALLY LIKE ON HELL RAN DEATHLESS IS THOSE TWO GUYS WHO TALK TO EACH OTHER, GEORGE AND FRED, THAT I CAN DEAL WITH BUT ALL THE OTHER STUFF.  PLEASE CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN HARRY BELLICK, MUSIC BOX RADIO, SHELLS AND LEATHER, SLASH QUEEN, ITS DRIVING ME NUTS.

SIGNED
GREAT FAN OF MUSIC
JUST FUCKED UP WITH CONFUSION FROM HELL RAN DEATHLESS